as u all know, im currently doing my intern. And if u didn't, now u do! =D Well i was kinda bored so i read thru d jokes section in forum.lowyat.net and came across this, i couldn't help myself but kept laughing after reading it. so im posting it here.
Farting Personality
A Courteous Person - One who says "Excuse me" before farting and "sorry" after that.
A Dishonest Person - One who farts and then blames one's dog.
A Foolish Person - One who suppresses a fart for hours.
A Knowledgeable Person - One who knows when to fart.
A Miserable Person - One who truly enjoys to fart but cannot.
A Mysterious Person - One who exudes undetectable farts.
A Nervous Person - One who stops in the middle of a fart.
A Proud Person - One who thinks that his farts are extremely pleasant.
A Sadistic Person - One who farts in bed and fluffs the covers over his bed mate.
A Scientific Person - One who farts regularly but is concerned with pollution.
A Shy Person - One who releases silent farts and then blushes.
A Stereotype Person - One who farts regularly.
A Strategic Person - One who conceals one's farts by loud laughter.
A Stupid Person - One who farts and then takes in a deep breath to balance up.
A Thrifty Person - One who has farts in reserve.
A Vain Person - One who loves the smell of one's own fart.
An Amiable Person - One who loves the smell of other people's fart.
An Anti-Social Person - One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
An Aquatic Person - One who farts in the bath then bursts the bubbles.
An Athletic Person - One who farts at the slightest exertion.
An Honest Person - One who admits he has farted but offers a good medical reason.
An Intelligent Person - One who can determine the smell of his neighbours' farts.
An Unfortunate Person - One who tries to fart but shits instead.
cheriosss.........
i'll blog more when i've got d mood. :)
