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Dear Dr. Leila, (I'm sorry but i don't even know who u are)

I don't really know how to tell u this, but you're a loser (I'm sorry!!). I think I realized it when we skinny dipped at the mental hospital (do you so happen to be a mental doctor?) and I saw you sit on my best friend (I think that would be awesome if u really did!). I'm sure you're masochistic (anyone care to explain what this means? Oh wait, maybe Dr. Leila can) enough to understand that your Honda sux (although i assume a doctor would be driving something like a BMW or a Mercedes. Maybe that's why your Honda sux?hmm...) . I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep David's tricot outfits (someone explain this too please) . You should also know that I get sick when I think of Oprah Winfrey imitations greetings to your frog Leonard (there's some grammer error somewhere here i think).

Loves,
Wykit

P/S: You are so lifeless, Ugly Pig, Yee Aun. (now that's what im talking about!! U BABI!! BABI HODOH!!)






p.p.s I'm sorry Dr. Leila if I offended you. :(




I tag pei yun

Just watch lah. Don't ask so much.

Chicks & Chicken

Helo. Quite awhile ago me and mervyn had quite an interesting conversation. Here's how it went... well smth like that... I don't have like super power memory la k!
We were on our way to uni when we started talking about Rabbit Fun Land. It's like some kinda rabbit place in semenyih la.


Wykit: Hey the Rabbit Fun Land place not bad ah. Still surviving.

Merv: Huh? How u know?

Wykit: There.. they put up some new banner wei..

Merv: Wow? Really? But that place like not so nice lor...

Wykit: Wat u mean not so nice? O.o

Merv: Nolaaa, what i mean is, cause when u go there u play with the baby rabbits. Then after that u eat rabbit satay there. Not nice la.

Wykit: Yeaa.. But u go and play with chicks, then after that u eat chicken rite? Same laaa.

Merv: .....


Okay okay. If u didn't get the meaning of that. Means you're still clean. Good boy/girl. XD

Brighter Days

Life seems to better now. The fridge is working. The internet is working. The proposal is done.
However i think Dr. Selvan's gonna kick my arse when he finds out im still playing sports 2 hours a day XD.

Something Funny...

Hello peeps. As usual i ran out of ideas to blog. So I'll go back to posting funny things i find on the internet XD. Never seems to fail me.

p.s. All this is from d email, even the caption written.


WARNING! Parental guidance might be needed!

You need permission for everything



Fight fire with fire



I think that's what my wife has been using



Not even pie will work



As early as 2 years old



Stating the obvious



And stop staring at the trees too!



I think that was a "screw you" sign



Hey, you gotta do your part!



I told you they had those supplies



Make it look like an accident...



We can't afford to have careless accidents



Maybe once or twice a week is enough



Can I see the Head Manager then?



Stop calling me Batman!



Translation means "Please do not park on bicyclists at all times"



I wouldn't dare



Today will be ready tomorrow



We don't even know what type of vegetable!



Ten times less freaky than the one who ate my fingernails



The steak tastes like rubber



You'll block the traffic

Oh btw the email was sent to me by my fren, Shi Minn. The funny part is i asked him if i can have a pic of him to post on my blog cause he was the one who sent me the email and i wanna acknowledge him. I asked him if he has a funny pic or a stupid pic of himself. Guess what? He gave me a pic which says "Stupid pic then". Haha

Stupid pic then... ? o.O